Magic Blender

I cannot contain my excitement. I was given an actual magic device. Pictured here is a Nikken Optimizer.

Magic Blender

This device actually makes “Hexagonal Water”. Hexagonal water is magic water that does all sorts of magic things. Machines like this one retail for around five hundred bucks. That's some high grade magic! I'm going to take this apart, and take photos of all the magic bits. I can't wait!